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My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence. And they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would require a small sum.
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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*kattlegnat made me do it
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Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't. We. Just!
~ Firefly ~
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weenie nashi
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~uber
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chloroform me, baby.
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